H-1 ... Menuju Penuaan ...

H minus 1 nih, sbelum teng jam 12, n gwe jadi seperempat abad 'nyampah' di bumi ini.
Hmm, kenapa gwe pake term nyampah ..? Sbab gwe blum menjadi sesuatu yang benar2 'sesuatu' untuk orang lain, apalagi bumi ini. Jangankan untuk orang lain deh, untuk orang tua yang gwe sanjung sebagai pahlawan gwe aja, gwe blum berbuat apa2 yang bisa bkin mereka bangga.
Ok, stop mellow, kita bahas sebuah web yang lagi sering di omongin di Kaskus.

Nama web nya omegel (bukan nama asli, cuma lafalnya aja gwe kacrutin), web ini semacam MIRC versi global gitu deh, cuma lo bner2 gak bakal di bkin repot, tinggal buka web nya, langsung klik start, dan lo bakalan di 'tandemin' ma orang asing yang bakal jadi Chat Partner lo.

Banyak crita miring tentang bagemana orang2 yang ada di web itu tuh ngawur2 smua, entah omongannya, entah orangnya mang ngawur bneran to gmana, gak ngerti juga, sampe ... tadi gwe cobain sndiri.


Inget, diweb itu lo hanya perlu teken tombol start untuk memulai chat, dan lawan bicara lo bakal otomatis dapet nick Stranger, sementara lo bakal otomatis dapet nick You, yah, you atawa kamu, masa lo mau dapet nick Him or Her ..? Nggak nyambung jadinya kan ..?

Oke, gwe dapet tmen chat pertama gak jelas orang mana, dan abis ngmg hi, tiba2 Your conversational partner has disconnected, yang artinya dia mutusin koneksinya sepihak, klo lo klik tombol disconnect di sisi kiri bawah layar chat lo, itu juga tandanya lo 'mutus'in dia.

Setelah beberapa kali ktemu orang2 gak jelas, akhirnya gwe dapet yang lumayan enak di ajak ngobrol. Sedikit review hasil chat sama dia.


Stranger: I was thinking about you.
There was something I forgot to say
I was crying on saturday night.

Misfits is so fucking Great!!! \m/ <--- emot Yahoo buat 'Metal' sign ...
You: huh? <--- gwe smpet kira dia gay, soalnya banyak Maho beredar di Omegel
Stranger: don't you know The Misfits? sad :(
You: lol
You: yeah, what is misfits?
Stranger: is a Punk rock band

You: so you like punk music?
You: melodic like blink or greenday?
Stranger: little...i'm really into hard rock, but i love The Ramones,Rancid,Green Day...
Stranger: i hate blink lol
You: so, what's your opinion about nowadays punk emo band?
You: like secondhand serenade or something like that
You: you don't like blink? that is sad
Stranger: i don't have nothing against emo bands whatever...i only don't like the music :P
You: i see

You: so, where're you from?
Stranger: NY you?
You: sydney
Stranger: cool =D
You: you're a chick or, some dude?
You: yeah, NY is cool too
Stranger: a man lol you?
You: dude

You: so, still summer there?
You: ?
Stranger: yep, hot as hell
You: lol
You: and i'm cold as north pole
Stranger: haha
You: it's funny you know? you had summer, and now i'm winter
You: funny shit

Stranger: crazy world

You: and, uh .. do you believe in climate change
You: or global warming?
Stranger: yeah...but i don't think that this is gonna destroy the world :P
Stranger: and you?
You: i don't have any serious opinion
You: too much influenced by movie
Stranger: haha

Stranger: what kind of music you like?
You: all kind
You: maybe I have somekind of brain damage
You: as long as the music is catchy
Stranger: probably :P

Stranger: i like rock and a little of pop
You: so, you must be hate pop kind of music?
You: really?
You: that's kinda opposite one way or another
Stranger: yeah i have a brain damage too lol
You: long live brain damage people
Stranger: hahaah

You: I wanna chat with chicks, this is my first time using omegle
You: funny shit
You: see ya later

You: hey, what's your name?
Stranger: Stranger :P
Stranger: yours?
You: lol
You: Remi
You: see ya stranger
Stranger: lol
Stranger: see ya!

Your conversational partner has disconnected


Kocag kan ..? abege Punk, tapi suka lagu pop, trus gak percaya klo Global Warming or Climate Change bisa ngancurin bumi, haha ... otaknya rusak, sama kek gwe.

And then setelah hampir stengah jam ktemunya makhluk 'jejadian' aneh bin gak karuan, dapet lagi satu tmen yang lumayan enak di ajak ngobrol, klo tadi cowo dari New York, kali ini cewe dr South Korea, bner pa nggak nya, gak tau deh.


Review sedikit (chatnya panjang, jadi gwe apus poin2 yang gak penting).


Stranger: HI
You: hi
You: how're you?

You: I'm male from Sydney, what about you?
Stranger: gooooood
Stranger: I'm female from south korea

You: annyonghaseyo
Stranger: oh
Stranger: :D
Stranger: you good at korean

You: I have couple friends from S Korea too
Stranger: oh
You: no no ... hehe .. I just know annyong, chamsa hamnida
Stranger: i feel good you said that

You: you're from Seoul?

You: yeah, Korean girls really pretty, you know?

You: so, what about Seoul? cold, or hot?
Stranger: hot!!! sooooo hot its summer

You: lol
Stranger: what about you
You: it's winter here in Sydney
Stranger: oh

Stranger: i like sydney

You: but not as cold as you guys have
Stranger: oh
You: yup
Stranger: i like winter too

You: really? yeah, winter's nice ... to sleep
Stranger: kkkkk <--- klo di Thailand hahaha biasa di ganti 5555+ (Thanks to Pat), klo di S Korea, hahaha jadi kkkk, kaya orang keselek yah ..?

Stranger: have you ever been kor?
You: not yet, someday

You: lots of Korean here in Sydney
Stranger: oh yes
You: yeah, you've been here before?
Stranger: no-
You: don't get shock if 3 from 10 people you bump on the street speaking Korean
Stranger: kk

You: what major will you take after you graduated from highschool?
Stranger: japanese
You: you like Japanese words?
Stranger: yes
You: ganbatte ne <--- semangat yah ...

Stranger: oh
Stranger: cool
You: yoroshiku <--- nice to meet you
You: eh, may I know your name?
Stranger: Gi Rim
You: Gi Rim?
Stranger: Im Gi Rim
Stranger: yes
You: nice name

Stranger: oh thanks
Stranger: whats your name?
You: I'm Brian Kamagi
You: actually I'm not Australian
You: i just study here

Stranger: Kamagi?
You: sounds like Japanese?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: kk
You: hehe, I got that a lot

You: what is your traditional clothes called?
Stranger: Han Bok ?
You: i mean like Kimono or Yukatta in japan
You: yeah, so, it's called Han Bok?
Stranger: that is Han Bok

You: you know what, I saw this Korean tourism advertising
Stranger: oh
You: and it showing girls wearing that Han Bok
You: it looks really cute, you know?
Stranger: is it pretty?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: thanks

Stranger: but i wear that i was kids
Stranger: kkkk

You: too bad, people in this modern days don't wearing that anymore
You: :P
You: do you have to wear that clothes on any special occasion?
You: I mean like when you're going to temple, or something
Stranger: um .... i wear that in Sul Nal

Stranger: big holidays
You: national holiday?
Stranger: yes
You: wah, i should go to Seoul in Sul Nal, it must have lots of cute and pretty womann dressed in Han Bok

Stranger: and people wear Han Bok at wedding ceremony
Stranger: kkkk

Stranger: can i have your e mail?

You: which one?
You: i have 2 kinds of
You: do you have a facebook or something like that?
You: i have either msn and YM
Stranger: yahoo mail

You: r3mxx@yahoo.com
You: yours?
Stranger: xxxrimxx@hanmail.net
You: that hanmail, is that the same as Yahoo?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: we can exchange e mail
Stranger: i think

You: yeah
You: nice

You: so, do you have a facebook or something like that?
Stranger: i dont have facebook
Stranger: T.T
You: ooh, okay

Stranger: i dont know how do that

You: really?
You: you can change the languange into Korean if you like
You: it's easy

Stranger: oh
Stranger: im in face book <--- dia langsung bkin account FB

You: do you know how to change into Korean?
Stranger: um
You: in the languange order list
Stranger: yes
You: you click at the other languange
Stranger: yes
You: next to the Japanese

You: find it?
Stranger: yes
You: have you change it into Korean?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: kkk

You: then you just follow the instruction
You: it's easy, I believe you can do it

Stranger: yes im doing that
Stranger: wait
Stranger: kk

You: take your time
You: eh, what should I call you?
You: Rim, or Gi Rim?

Stranger: Rim
Stranger: kkk
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i rogin it

You: you've made an account?
Stranger: yes

You: so, Rim, how to say ganbatte in Korean?
Stranger: Him Ne
You: nice, that's even shorter, and easier to remember
Stranger: kkkk
Stranger: i have to go

You: ok
You: have a nice evening

Stranger: see ya
You: annyong

Stranger: i ll send e mail

You: okay
You: chamsa hamnida

Stranger: bye- kkkkkkk you good at Korean
You: kkkk

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Nah, menjelang mau udahan karna gwe mo makan pa sgala, ada orang ajaib, mungkin pepatah Save The Best For The Last tuh berlaku untuk hari minggu yang lucu ini.


Stranger: hi there
You: halo

You: how're you?
You: I'm male from Sydney, what about you?
Stranger: im okay. a little drunk. female Texas
You: hehe, what liquor you drank?
Stranger: half the bottle of Vodka and Mt. Dew

You: so, that's a nice way to spend your weekend
Stranger: yeah, its gay, sat night and im alone drinking and talking to people I dont know

Di Amrik masih Minggu dini hari, or klo lo mabog, lo sebutnya malem minggu, padahal uda jam 3am.

Stranger: the sad part is i came on here cause i was horny. but when i tell people they tend to dissconect


You: you're horny now? great ... this is awkward
Stranger: lol what else is there to do at 3am
Stranger: lol why?
You: never heard a drunk and horny girl at the same time before <--- mulai merasa dongo ... gak tau mo ngapain

You: you need my help?
Stranger: hehe would you want to make a drunk girl happy, Brian?


Trus dia nanya, apakah gwe suka kinky or gore ato apa, trus gwe nanya emang fetish lo apaan, eh dia malah nanya balik, abis gwe kasitau, trus dia kirimin foto dia lewat link ...


Tolong, jangan di tanya cakep apa nggak, I will not answer it.

Stranger: thoughts?
You: nice hair, and nice eyes
Stranger: any comments that are not so gentlemen like?


Stranger: :) dont be scared. i like dirty
You: hahahaha
Stranger: well?
You: tell me how to help you
Stranger: would you f*** me?


You: this is awkward, cause I'm still a virgin in the real world <--- entah knapa, kata2 ini meluncur dengan indahnya, tanpa gwe sadari gwe ngetik ini, entah gugup, to emang tolol, gak tau ... kan kata orang, naif sama bego tuh bedanya setipis kertas.

Stranger: thats cute. do you have a picture?
You: I'm shy ...
Stranger: it would help my imagination.
Stranger: dont worry the only ones who can see are the ones you give the link to

Gwe belaga nyari2 foto, n pura2 gak ngerti cara upload, bis gwe takut di santet sih.
Eh gak lama, dia mutusin koneksi, maaf yah Angel di Texas ... tadinya gwe mo sok2an nyoba Cyber Sex, ended up malah gwe ketakutan kek punya utang ma rentenir, smoga beruntung lain kali dalam mencari partner untuk di ajak esek2 via Internet, dan satu hal lagi, sebaiknya kamu diet.

Gwe janji, gak bakal maen2 ke Omegel ntu lagi, atut ahhh ...

Banyak orang ajaib, gwe pikir gwe uda paling ajaib, taunya masih banyak ke'ajaiban' di luar sana, dan gwe gak segitunya dalam hal2 'gaul' di dunia maya, wong di asli aja cupu kok.

Wah, jam 11, waktunya tidur...


See ya tomorrow ...
Big hug, big love from Oz land ...


Bubye, GBU all !!